My Awesomeness cannot be contained. Seriously. I've tried.

I was born in the fifth month of 1982. I had a happy childhood, as you can see. I had many dreams as a child:                        
                                                    to become a nurse

                                                        a wrestler,

                               or to just live awkwardly in really high pants.

Now, 30 years later, I still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up. Officially, I am a lawyer but I like to pretend that's just a bad dream. Nothing against lawyers, it's just not how I want to spend the rest of my life. My current goal is to create my own work, via writing and/or consulting. I'd love to be able to work from home in my comfy pants and get paid to do something I love. No idea if it will work out, but I'll share my successes and failures on this website.